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Paul heartbrokenly breaks out into a ballad after being accused of being an alcoholic and believing his wife to be having affairs with all his friends.

LyricsEdit

"Well my name is Paul Slippery,
And I work for the National Health.
Yeah, my name is Paul Slippery,
Hmmm,
National Health.
Hmmngh... Neee...
And my family left me on the shelf."